All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later